Wisdom I learned from reading Spam:

If wishes were horses Migs would fly.
There's always a calm before a storm.--Shanth
One mans meat, is another mans poison.
The head and feet keep warm, the rest will take no harm.
The squeaky wheel gets the grease.
From Isle of Beauty by Thomas Haynes Bayly Hindsight is 20/20.
Associated with Camapanology (Quotation from a Church belltower).
It takes two to make a quarrel.
The exception proves the rule.
Never shove your Granny when she's shaving.
Self trust is the first secret of success.
To err is human; to blame it on someone else shows mangement potential
You can take a horse to water, but a pencil must lead.
Latin: Tempus fugit!
Nor pot to piss out in. (variant of neither a pot to piss in nor a window to throw it out.)
Hunger is the best spice.
You can't milk a cow with your hands in your pants.
Never, Never... allow anyone to persuade you to suspend your common sense.
Chance favors the prepared mind.
It's the empty can that makes the most noise.
Talk the hind legs off a donkey.
Why worry? If you worry - you die. If you don't worry - you'll still die. So why worry? Different sores must have different salves.
If you want what you've never had, you must do what you've never done. (Tito D)
Loose lips sink ships.
History never repeats itself, but it does rhyme. - Mark Twain
A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose.
Nature, time, and patience are three great physicians.
From the Latin, de gustibus non est disputandum.
The start of a journey should never be mistaken for success.

*Note: I do not vouch for the originality, origins, or whathaveyou. I am simply passing them on since I know you people probably don't read your spam and therefore miss such gems of enlightenment.

Please be sure to note my sarcasm.